HAI GAIZ I GOT MY PIGGY FLU SHOT TODAY
SO NOW I AM SWINE FREE C:


I jacked this.
From .
Another person I don't actually know.
I just like stealing these things.


1.) Full name?
FFFTyou'redumb.

2.) Male/Female?
Last I checked, still a woman.

3.) Were you named after anyone?
My IRL middle name.
It was my great-grandmother's name.

4.) Does your name mean anything?
Er, I doubt it.

5.) Nickname(s)?
In general, I'm known in various places as Zelda.
I've also been referred to as L.
And I think my YouTube alias is still Violet.

6.) What do you think you like?
I think I don't like you asking such obscure questions.
...

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7.) Date of birth?
November 16th.
HOLY RAPTOR JESUS MY BIRTHDAY IS ON MONDAY
O:

8.) Place of birth and current location?
A HOSPITAL
and
A HOSPITAL.

JUST KIDDING
I WAS BORN IN A WELL C:

9.) Nationality?
European cocktail + Jew = Zelda

10.) Astrology sign?
Scoooooooooorpio.
Imma shank you, Orion.
Bright it, biznitch.

11.) Chinese astrology sign?
I'm a dog.
DON'T KICK ME, SKYE.
C:

12.) Religion?
N/A
I don't even use a category anymore.

13.) What’s your favorite smell?
Delicious things baking.
Vanilla.
Pumpkin spice.

14.) Political position?
One of those crazy left-wing liberals your parents warn you about.
Bahaha.

15.) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee.
Or juice.
It depends.

16.) Hair + eye color?
Indecisive brown and dog barf green. C:

17.) Do you look like anyone famous?
Do you?

18.) What do you look like?
Monkeybutt.

19.) Any unusual talents?
THE ABILITY TO LEAP OVER TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND
Just kidding.

20.) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
Southpaw.

21.) Gay, straight, bi, or other?
What the hell ever. :'D
I don't even care anymore.
♥

22.) What do you do for a living?
You don't want me to answer that.

23.) What do you do for fun?
Draw shit, write shit, read shit, watch shit, sing shit, play shit, etc.

24.) What are your favorite art materials to work with?
Pencil pencil pencil pencil SQUAWK.

26.) Have you met your grandparents?
Yes indeed.

27.) Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
BECAUSE IT'S RAINING.

28.) Crush?
Ha ha ha.
That's funny.
I don't think I'm capable anymore.

29.) What celebrity would you date if you could?
PFFT all the ones that are any good are too old for me.

30.) Current worries?
"C-C-C-CINNAMON LIPS AND CANDY KISSES, ON MY TONGUE..."

OK GO INSTRUCTS YOU TO PLEASE GO FIND A FIRE TO DIE IN.
Just kidding, ily.
Whoever you are.

31.) Favorite online guy/girl(s)?
I have too many internet buddies to count.
I like all my forum buddies.
And my neo buddies.
And my real-life-turned-online buddies.
And Sempai, who is in a category of her own.

32.) Favorite place to be?
Under your bed.

33.) Least favorite place to be?
Under MY bed.

34.) Do you burn or tan?
I burn.
AND THANKS, MR. MOYER, THOU HAST HARPED MY FEAR ARIGHT, BUT ONE WORD MORE
I'M GOING TO GET SKIN CANCER.

35.) Ever break a bone?
My little toe. c:

36.) What is your favorite cereal?
I don't like cereal much. I just eat it and get it over with.

37.) Person you cry with?
Cry? Me? God, no.

38.) Any sisters?
Kiwi~
And Jasey.
Though I'm kind of more married to her? :/

39.) Any brothers?
I got me two half-brothers.
Both are lawyers. C:
And then there's Joshua.
Mi hermano.
I adore that kid.

40.) Any pets?
My dog, I love her so~

41.) An illness?
None that you know of. C:

42.) A Pager?
No.

43.) A personal phone line?
Nope.

44.) A cell phone?
Yep. It's a dumb red flip-phone with a sucky-ass camera my parents got for free from our service provider. Isn't life grand?

45.) A visible birthmark?
YES actually.
But I'll never tell you where.
:'D

46.) A pool or hot tub?
Oh, oh, yes, actually.
My parents just got a hot tub.
For them, of course.
I'd rather a pool. I don't like hot tubs. For...various reasons.
-shiver-

47.) A car?
Chicken say wut?

48.) Personality?
I am a human, therefore I am entitled to have a personality.

49.) Driving?
Driving what?
_lolwut

50.) Your clothing style?
Skinny jeans and converse do not an emo make.
I dress however the fuck I want to.
I do not subscribe to a label.
AND BESIDES I COULD NEVER BE AN EMO BECAUSE MY HAIR IS BORING AND UNREASONABLE
: D

51.) Room?
Room for more cake?
Yes sir.

OH THAT ROOM
It's blue.
And...blue.

52.) What’s missing?
Your arm.
It is now belong to me.

54.) Bed?
Is a bunk.

56.) Do you believe in yourself?
PSSSSH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahaha
oh.
That wasn't a joke? :C

57.) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Do YOU?

58.) Consider yourself a good listener?
When I'm not being annoying.
Which is never.
Wait...
Okay, when I'm not talking.
I have the capacity to not talk, believe it or not.
But yeah, I can listen well.

59.) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
DOES IT RAIN WHERE YOU ARE? DOES IT SNOW?
AND IF SO, REMIND ME NOT TO GO THERE
THE WEATHER AFFECTS MY KNEE

(Ok Go has eaten my brain and replaced it with their crazy music)

61.) Save your e-mail conversations?
Only the best.

62.) Pray?
I prey on innocent Care Bears.
...
Oh, that kind of pray?
Silly me.
No, I don't.

63.) Believe in reincarnation?
Does hoping it's true but not really "believing" in it count?

64.) Brush your teeth twice a day?
On a usual day.

65.) Like to talk on the phone?
If there's someone enjoyable on the other end.

67.) Like to exercise?
HAHAHAHAHHA
NO.
C:
DUH.
These skinny arms aren't just for show.
They're just as useless as they look.

68.) Like to watch sports?
No.

69.) Sing in the car?
Pft. All the time.

70.) What is a dream that you have all the time?
My dreams are inconsistent and stupid.

71.) Dream in color?
I have never had a dream in black and white that I can remember.
Why?

72.) Do you have nightmares?
I frequently have creepy anxiety dreams that aren't really nightmares but certainly aren't sunshine and Care Bears.

73.) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
YES I DO.
:'D
And I'm proud.

74.) What’s right next to you?
MY MOM IS SINGING IN THE BACKGROUND. C:

75.) What’s on your favorite mug?
Um.
I like my dad's Rolling Stones mug.
But I never use it.

76.) What’s on your mouse pad?
A big fat DELL symbol.
My mouse pad is retarded.

77.) Your favorite flavor of gum?
Wintermint. o:

78.) Your brand of deodorant?
I buy deodorant depending on what looks good.

79.) Your dream honeymoon spot?
Honeymoon is such a stupid word.
I mean, honey, moon...two things that really don't go together...
Did people just take two relatively appealing things and mash them together?
Because that's pretty stupid.

80.) What are you talking about?
WEREN'T YOU LISTENING
HONEY AND MOONS
AND HONEYMOONS

I'm not crazy.
Honest.
I make sense.

81.) What’s hiding in your closet?
Nicolas Cage.
:iconnicolascageplz:

82.) Under your bed?
A ladder.

83.) The name of one of your closest/best friends?
Crizy, my wifey dear.
And Kiwi, my sister.

84.) Your bad time of the day?
Mornings.

85.) Your worst fear(s)?
Did you know that Crizy calls my daddy Mistah J?
It amuses me endlessly. :'D
AND I ONLY JUST GOT THE BATMAN REFERENCE THE OTHER DAY OTL

86.) What’s the weather like?
Dark.

87.) Your favorite time of the year?
Fall.

88.) Your favorite holiday?
Birthdayyyyy.
Or Christmas, because I get presents.

89.) A material weakness?
Things containing sugar. -nervous laugh-

90.) The weirdest food or drink that you like?
I tried escargot a few years ago and it was GOOD.

91.) At the top of your “to do list”?
Stop being a lazy ass and come up with a to do list.

92.) The hardest thing about growing up?
Haha...you said hard.